How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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