My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
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Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
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I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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