so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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