If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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