I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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