I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I have demons in me.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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