I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
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