Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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