She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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