Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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