it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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