So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
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New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
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A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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