just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I don't deserve a penis
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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