I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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