Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Randomize
