So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
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Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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