no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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