If i come over, it means nothing
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
he shaved USA in his pubs
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Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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