What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
Randomize
