Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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