physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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