That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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