its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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