Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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