dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
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At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
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I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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