HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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