He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
he thought i was a dude.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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