Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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