So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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