yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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