Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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