I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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