Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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