called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Randomize
