AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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