Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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