It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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