Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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