We won't sleep together?
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
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