I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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