You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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