I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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