there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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