Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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