We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
