don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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