just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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