You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
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He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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