i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
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I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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