so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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