You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
My pussy is not your playground.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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