I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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