thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
You took a bar mat shot.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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