do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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