just come out here and I will go home with you...
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I just had a horrible epiphany. I have fucked girls younger than Star Tours
This text was so worth waking up to
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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