What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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